Cats

In the past 24 hours we have:

1. Chased a mouse around our bedroom at 1am.

2. Been woken at 5.30am to the suspicious noises of something being played with accompanied by mewling.

3. Been woken at 6.45am by mewing and demanding food.

4. Opened the bedroom door to find a mouse missing a face.

5. Fed them after disposing of mouse body and needless racket only to have them walk away as soon as their bowls have been filled.

6. Been hijacked in bed where they insist on lying next to your pillow as close to your face as catly possible and licking their bottom.

7. Been stalked around the flat being shouted at for attention.

8. Been clambered all over you until they find as awkward a spot as possible where they then refuse to move from.

You gotta love'em though. Hmmmm.